Get your cooch smooched

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 05, 2010
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Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.
"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!
by Skip39 July 05, 2011
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get your burger out

Originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. Paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. "Get your burger out" was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it's kind of not that funny but mostly because it was tyrannically thrusted upon the public lexicon. Furthermore, one could hardly ignore the contrivance of how forced this expression was when it was supposed to define a bit of spontaneity.
Peter: "Just scored some tickets to the all cat opera! Get your burger out!"

Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"
by dullhypothesis November 06, 2013
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Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.
Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022
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get your act together

1.) Get situated , get your life in order

2.) the nice way of saying hey you're shot togeather
Beyoncé " Don't talk to me until you get your act together"

Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"

Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"
by Pancake potato October 15, 2015
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Get your own box

reference to Cheez-It commercial in which greedy motherfathers are instructed to stop moochin and procure their own delicious cheese snacks


In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its
1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!

2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.
by Amanda April 12, 2005
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Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008
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