if you dont get your

usually what one says when a fucking idiot does something retarded usually followed by BITCH ASS OUTTA HERE .

Trash: " im so tired after a long day of work"
Leroy: if you dont get your OL SQUIDWARD NOSED LONG HEAD ASS OUTTA HERE. BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN PALM TREE.

by 010101001000100100001001010010 February 12, 2018

get your teeth flossed

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012

Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.

"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!

by Skip39 July 6, 2011

get your act together

1.) Get situated , get your life in order

2.) the nice way of saying hey you're shot togeather

Beyoncé " Don't talk to me until you get your act together"

Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"

Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"

by Pancake potato December 6, 2015

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Get your own box

reference to Cheez-It commercial in which greedy motherfathers are instructed to stop moochin and procure their own delicious cheese snacks


In hip circles, refers to people needing to raise up off deez and get their own style, own man, own clothes and own fucking Cheeze-Its

1. Mom to Daughter: Hey Becky - lemme wear you new sweater.
Daughter: Dont think so Moms - you betta get your own box!

2. Friend #1: Damn your man *is* fine.
Friend #2: Yeah he's fine and he's mine so you needs to be
gettin your own box, bitch.

by Amanda April 12, 2005

Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...

"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"

by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008