stable geniosity

The affliction that causes you to know recently learned facts with great stability, yet offer them up in a manner that resembles babble sans drooling.

Donald Trump stated he had recently learned that he had won Wisconsin when even Ronald Reagan could not despite "running the table" while onlookers surmised that spelling Wisconsin "M I N N E S O T A" was a product of his stable geniosity.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 12, 2018

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Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.

by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018

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Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.

Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.

by TBZ1 October 12, 2021

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