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Gentleman's Nap

Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.

When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.
Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!

David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.
by wordsmith444 February 6, 2012
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gentleman

Something that is very rare in today's world. A gentleman is a man (yes, folks, a MAN) who will normally open doors for a lady and generally be quite nice and polite.
Wow, he's ACTUALLY a gentleman! I'm surprised...
by Manda December 7, 2003
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.
: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.
by Qwerty April 19, 2004
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Gentle Smile

The smile you've always needed a name for. You may have seen a gentle smile in your seventh grade school photo, or an awkward family photo album. Usually, the result of your mother telling you to tone down your overly-excited braces-filled smile. Your entire face is relaxed and you can just barely see the top line of your teeth breaking out of that ever so gentle smile. A beautiful thing. And it now has a name. #gentlesmile
Kristen's seventh grade photo will be a fabulous Throwback Thursday because she's got hardcore gentle smile action going on. So relatable.
by locat June 24, 2014
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gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.
Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?
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gently caress

What the gently caress is wrong with you?
by qxan December 9, 2008
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Gentleman's Bet

A bet in which nothing is wagered. The winner recieves nothing but respect.
Guy A: There's no way you're winning this one.
Guy B: Wanna bet?
Guy A: Yeah! It's on!
Guy B: Eat shit because i just won.
Guy A: Well we didn't bet shit so I guess it was a gentleman's bet.
by Jay Danger June 24, 2008
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