Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

taping the gerbil

v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.

2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.

"Damn, Gina, it really seems like Richard Gere was up last night taping the gerbil."

by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006

gerbilsoft

A very smart boy when it comes to computers

<GerbilSoft> *DING*

by TA October 11, 2003

gerbiled

When you leave your Facebook up and walk away and then someone else writes something funny and messed up as your new status update

I left my Facebook up and left the room and when I came back my status update said "I love cock" Man I have just been gerbiled

by Dshaf1985 April 22, 2010

gerbil fest

A convention where gay people put living gerbils up their anus

Want to come to the Gerbil Fest with me?

by Gerbil Guy June 6, 2016

stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

gerbil Burp

A fart that refers to homosexuals putting gerbils up there asses.

Holy Shit your gerbil burp stinks

by taking it to far June 10, 2011