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Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.
Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.
by Ham So Low November 4, 2022
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Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.
I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!
by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015
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gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017
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Gerbil Dick

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
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verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population
" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"
by TaporChoke July 23, 2008
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irking my gerbils

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling
Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!
by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025
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FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 22, 2023
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