Gamer

Someone who plays or has played at least one round of Among Us.

The total count of gamers is used in many investment pitches and government funded research reports to prove demand for many nascent industries, such as "crypto" and "metaverse".

Joe (65 years old): I played Among Us yesterday with my children
Sally: Congratulations! You're a gamer!

Joe: But I've never played any other game before
Sally: Doesn't matter! You're a gamer!

Mark: But he doesn't even have a Steam account...
Sally: Doesn't matter! Gamer!

by cat342 January 17, 2022

Gamer

Someone who spends way too much time playing video games to the point where it’s almost an obsession. They are typically heavily associated with playing video games and may even stream on twitch.

Bro, you’re such a gamer you just needa come hang out man.

by Gwain117 February 7, 2022

Gamer

A person who on average has way more friends than you ever will even tho they are online they are known longer than most friends a gamer can stay up till 3 AN and fap for days upon end not very athletic hapersistent. And peristent.

The gamer executed 800 POWs in mount and blade bannerlord.

by Shadowraidergamingyt February 22, 2022

gamer

someone who hasnt touched grass in over 69 years... ~wink~

(also someone who plays games)

The gamer last touched grass... never. This inormaton is unknown and classified

by Stonkrayz February 24, 2022

Gamer

tykke fede gamer tabere der bor i deres mors kælder og har intet liv fordi de er kæmpe virgins.

Cc: Har nogle sinde set en rigtig kvinde.
Gamer: Nej jeg kan godt lide at være en kæmpe fed taber nørde virgin.

by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

gamer

an epic human being with an unquellable desire to find out why the game hates him so much and keeps lagging making him die, which is 100% not a skill issue that would be UNTHINKABLE! Also a tip if you meet a league player avoid at all costs they will consume you with their horrid smell.

Sam: look at me im a gamer

everyone else in the room: fuck off!!

by a urban dictionary submitter March 24, 2022

Gamer

Racist.

Yeah, I’m a gamer.
G- I
A- Scream
M- Racial

E- Slurs
R- Racist

by Whahoha April 24, 2022