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fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.
"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."
by Todd and Michael December 9, 2008
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fumblaya

(n., interj.) When a football player fumbles the ball in a manner of excessive failure, especially if the player has also done so recently.
The center snapped the ball over the quarterback's head and into the end zone, initiating an ensuing fumblaya.
by Failboat December 4, 2007
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Fumberluck

An underpayed lumber yard associate forced to deal with home owners with no knowledge of building or building materials, a PG version of (Lumber Fuck) used most commenly in home improvement establishments were foul language is frowned upon.
Get over here and restack these 2x4's you Fumberluck!
by Screw/You/Kyle December 13, 2009
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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 23, 2010
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fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.
my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.
by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011
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Fumblegazzle

1. Preparing for a final exam in Northwestern when all other normal students are out of school already makes me fumblegazzled.

2. I am in the state of fumblegazzle; WTF!!
by NUshinee November 6, 2011
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fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013
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