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Frozen Planet

A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.
Dude, wanna smoke and watch Frozen Planet?
by Always Winning August 23, 2012
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Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.
Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.
by WTFunny September 18, 2020
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Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
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frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.
‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all
by frozen doberman May 19, 2019
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frozen grapes

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”
by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018
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frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C
Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?
by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020
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Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
by forzadude June 11, 2023
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