Madison Foul

hitting someone in the head during basketball with a ball. this causes the other team to laugh making the opposing team get the ball after the other team gets distracted

*throws ball*

Madison: Ow wtf.
Referees: *whistle* Madison foul

by xxxxxyeetusthefetusxxxxx December 13, 2018

foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Fragrant Foul

fragrant foul / 1 : / Offensive use of any smelling perfume or cologne. 2 : / To douse oneself heavily with perfume or cologne. 3 : / perfume or cologne used as a foul odor cover up

Executive (to partner): "Geez what a fragrant foul, I can barely breath in this elevator with you."

Partner : "It's Ralph Lauren. Trina told me she liked how it smell on me, I guess I got carried away."

by taralist September 17, 2013

Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.

“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.

by Shafe98 July 15, 2018

Foul

A person makes a boo boo, big bad also known as major maximo fuckadoo shitstorm. They are caused by the rankest of shit winds from the shitty valley in shit city (also known as "shitty city".

Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "

Damn son that bitch is foul!" Your bro says as you fist bump and switch around to let him throw his hotdog down the hallway. **exception: this only pertains to dragons, butterfaces, or general ragged hags. If shes up to a 8 or better you keep that ho to yourself

by Pseudocyanide May 31, 2022

April Foul’s Day

An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.

Generally considered poor form.

They announced it as an April Fools’ Day joke, but on the wrong day! A total April Foul’s Day.

by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023

Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021