Fortunato

A person who is naturally lucky in life and brings good luck to those around them. Fortunato’s are known for their large penises and confident demeanor. Fortunato’s are also immune to curses and cannot be jinxed.

I hooked up with fortunato and his huge penis last night.

by Luckyonethirteen November 24, 2021

fontune

my girlfriends speech impediment

got a nice couch called a fontune

by mrweetard January 21, 2022

the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010

fortunado

a wise chinese man known for telling fortunes

Fortunado say "your wong gonna fall off"

by kara and tiffany February 1, 2004

forturner?

an immediate follow-up to "who me?"

-Sitting in interview at Turner Industries-

"What kind of work do you do?"

"Who me?"

"Have you ever worked for Turner before?"

"Forturner?"

by DLSmith July 28, 2008

FortuNATE

When your name is Nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.

Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.

Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.

by JoelyRoth August 21, 2012

American Fourtune Cookie

a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie.

Kayla: is that a Chinese Fourtune Cookie?
Girl: No, it's an American Fourtune Cookie.
Kayla: Really? Do they make those?
Girl: ???

by Hoo and M-oo April 12, 2008