The pommel fallacy

When someone in an argument attempts to deny your argument by nitpicking a small mistake, such as a mis-pronunciation or typo. Named after the famous "end him rightly" meme, where a fencing opponent throws their pommel in your face as a distraction.

"That's actually a sea lion, not a seal, therefore you're completely wrong about everything" "Bullcrap, that's The pommel fallacy"

by Nonya Asole September 7, 2017

jay's fallacy

The act of using big words to cover up an illogical argument.

Devin used Jay's Fallacy trying to act slick.

by Kav! June 10, 2019

PE teacher fallacy

When PE teachers are fat as fuck, although they are supposed to be teaching physical fitness.

Why is Mr. Johnson so fat?

Dude its the PE teacher fallacy.

by Resistant December 14, 2019

suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.

Have you heard of the suck a dick fallacy?

by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022

One-sided coin fallacy

One-sided coin fallacy occurs when a person only looks at one side of things, hence ¨one-sided coin fallacy¨. It occurs when someone argues that an action can exist while being completely oblivious that said action must have an opposite reaction.

Person A: Why are governments so stupid man? They can just raise the minimum wage to get rid of poverty.

Person B: Lol, that´s a one-sided coin fallacy. You can´t only look at the minimum wage going up, you also need to realize that companies paying more on wages will just make all their products more expensive.

by @Junes December 4, 2022

The Why School Fallacy

An American school system fault in which schools teach you unnecessary information, which makes students consider school meaningless

"Why the do I have to learn Alegbra, I wanna be a doctor!"

"It's just the Why School Fallacy".

by SesSeed October 7, 2023

fellache

V.
To give a blow job
To gobble the knob.
To polish the knob.
To lick the loin.
To render head.
To stimulate the male external genitalia via the oral activity of a partner (or an incredibly talented and flexible individual male).

While you fags have fun at Dartmouth, I'll be at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellache me.

by hmsbgle April 25, 2009