2000 Flushes Poo

Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.

While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.

Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP

Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!

by boner_b_wild March 26, 2009

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

flush

Rich, having money, especially when the described person does not usually have money, is poor, etc. This may be a temporary condition, i.e. the money will run out soon. From American hobo slang.

A hobo shares his wealth when he is flush.

by boxcar_marie February 1, 2010

auxillary flush

The act of filling a secondary container with water to pour into the toilet at point of flushing. Ideally to remove a stubborn turd.

After 3 normal flushes, I decided the floater was going to need an auxillary flush to help her on her way.

by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009

flushing high school

flushing high school is a school located in flushing queens . Where a lot of fake 1090 people & fake Latin kings ago . Around flushing it is very dangerous because it’s surrounded by ape niggas who yell “flayooo” all the fucking time .

Girl - I go too flushing high school

Guy - o word so you grimey ?

by manny Ortiz January 3, 2019

mid-session flush

Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet

wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 26, 2010

flushinator

One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.

Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.

by creaternity July 10, 2006