Flobese

When someone is awkwardly fat.

When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.

Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..

Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.

Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?

flobese woman: oh...

*leaves and goes to burger king.*

by Shegottadonk34567 April 24, 2010

Flake

Slang term for cocaine

"Dude, you look fucked."
"Yeah man, I'm on flake."

by Curiosal September 21, 2014

Pee Flakes

The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.

Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.

by lsbisme June 30, 2009

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

Super red expresso snow flake

A large rare bud that has a red glaze over it and smoke so sweet and smooth it's the best bud going around.

Damn bro what's that shit we smoked?
Super Red Expresso Snow Flake
I just shit.

by Blitz24/7 April 7, 2011

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

FLAKE

A flake is a friend who makes plans and does not attend the date. Or someone you can't rely on.

Ashley was supposed to call me yesterday to make a time for that playdate, but she flaked out, what a flake.

by Roxapebble May 16, 2009