Final Buns

To give someone else the last puff of your cigarette.

Steve: You want final buns?

Rob: yea man, safe.

by wakooo July 28, 2011

Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Finals week depression

A depression that is caused by upcoming finals and the sense of hopelessness that comes with.

Sorry Mike I can't do go out right now finals week depression is setting in.

by A.C. Student December 7, 2013

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

financial enema

To have one's bank accounts and/or other financial holdings thoroughly cleaned out, usually through one's own foolishness or stupidity. To have the deposits ejected suddenly from one's personal or professional financial network.
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!

Man, my attorney was a useless turd; my ex and her damn attorney really cleaned me out... I got a real financial enema.

by You_Da_Monster December 27, 2017

finalexception

A skid who skids minecraft clients and acts tough on the internet, we can all agree that spec is better than him in many ways. also he is a square nigga ass bitch

finalexception is a nigga square

by kyhxd June 23, 2019

Financially Sexy

Originally coined by women in the late 1980's as "Financially Attractive" when talking about an ugly guy, this new definition is now used by the "Wiser" Gentleman ( A male of approximately +35 years). A man who has probably just come off his 3rd serious relationship with a "Hot sort" ( A feamle aged 25 +/- 5 years old) since losing his virginity and has no coin left due to her Insta lifestyle requirements. The said "Wiser" gentleman has now realised that the Hot sort is not worth the time nor financial effort and is happier with someone who has a better paying career, brains and at sometimes alot older, rather than the "Hot sort" looks he has committed to in the past. Hence the male equivalent term "Financially Sexy".

20 y.o. Dave: "Bro check out 'Ol mate and his Missus! It's like looking at a Lion with a Hippo."
35 y.o. Tony: "Mate! That Hippo is the local Doc in town. I can understand why, she is definitely Financially sexy!"

by Crewy84 January 16, 2020