father abraham

A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
and a right
and a left
and a right
and a left
shake your hips
shake your head
turn around
touch the ground (TOUCH IT)

Huckins Girls go crazy during Father Abraham!

by Huckins Girl July 28, 2006

Proximity Father

A father only willing to be a father if his children are geographically convenient to get to.

"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."

by Racon2R August 25, 2009

Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

Father figure

An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.

This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.

Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...

by XrayCrystallography August 30, 2011

Father Freedom

A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.

Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.

Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!

by Stormfingwolf August 28, 2013

fathema

She's cool. Super loyal and nice.

ALSA- "Hi, want some icecream?"
FATHEMA- "ICECREAM CHILLIN, CHILLIN... ICECREAM CHILLIN!"

by aishalalisasofialt September 14, 2020