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Fan Ball

An ad hoc game created in Ft Myers Florida circa 2002 by the Fowler/Zarbock Consortium. The game is played by gently lobbing a small soft ball into the moving blades of ceiling fan. The random trajectory of the ball once it is struck by a blade can make this game dangerous to play. Scoring based on the success of hitting one of the other participants of the game. This is a drinking game. Players are penalized when not hitting an opponent by taking a shot or sip of an alcoholic beverage.
Johnny was playing Fan Ball with Ken when the table lamp got broken.
by J.V. Howard June 11, 2008
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Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
by Linduh October 24, 2003
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fan blocker

A person who blocks the air from the fan.
hey stop being a fan blocker.
by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014
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Fan-noying

A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.
"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"
by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
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fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing
Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.
by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018
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fan-freaking-tastic

from th cw series Supernatural. meaning “oh great” in the most sarcastic tone you’ll ever see.
well that’s fan-freaking-tastic
by tossthatshade November 4, 2018
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Fan food

Different from fast food because people call it fan food so they don’t sound fat. Used as a marketing scheme by Dairy Queen.
Friend: I could use some fast food. Let’s go to Dairy Queen
Annoying friend: that’s fan food though
by WickedWank1046 June 27, 2019
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