Au falcon

The ford Au falcon is the car you want to drive when you want to get the pussy and need to make a move on your lady, it is law that if you or a friend owns a au falcon you need to scream URRRRRRH AUUUUUUU FAAAAALLLCON if seen in public

1. Yeah I got laid last night she friend zoned me until she found out I owned an Au Falcon.

2. Hey look! Across the road, AUUUU FAAAALCON!!!!

by Lukeaaronsmith June 4, 2017

Jimmy Fallon

1. (verb) To perform an action prematurely, such as when Jimmy Fallon would laugh before the punchline, ruining many an SNL sketch.

2. (noun) Possibly the biggest, most inept cocksucker to ever come out of Saturday Night Live. Everyone who loved him has shunned him Amish Style. Commonly referred to as "The Man who somehow made a living with no actual talent", this fuckstick somehow convinced some dumb fuck of an executive to give him a fucking show. If you even so much as giggle at one of his attempts at humor, you have no soul.

Before the chick had a chance to pull it out, I Jimmy Falloned all over the inside of my pants.

by Fallon in Her Face May 2, 2009

Fallon

An adjective used to describe a person or object in a positive
way.

Man, that movie was seriously fallon.

by Zimbo Jim September 14, 2008

falcon punch

The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.

Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"

by ShinUeki November 3, 2007

Falcon Punch

1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.

1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."

by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 1, 2008

faloniess

-fu-low-nee-is-

to act unsure, shaky about something.
appear to be nervus about a situation, unsettling
or just plain weird!

why is that dude actin so faloniess.

"why you gotta be so faloniess?"

by sam Bow August 13, 2006

Falcon Jab

The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.

'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'

'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'

by Broldsy May 18, 2009