fakeism

the opposite of realism in drawing. fakeism

this comic strip is drawn in fakeism style as opposed to the realism style

by david September 27, 2003

crackin’ but fackin

Telling the truth in the form of a joke.

He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.

by Planet-38 February 21, 2009

fakie 180

When you are doing a girl from behind and right before you cum you pull it out, spit on her back so she thinks you came, and then have her turn around and blast her in her face.

I pulled a fakie 180 on your mom.

by Roberto s August 4, 2007

falkirk

Also home to Falkirk Young Offenders Prison where the scummy schemiegadgiedregs of scotlands youth who should be drowned at birth learn their trade i.e
how to steal cars chibspitting and shoplifting when they are not getting it up the ass.

I'd rather die than spend 1 hour in falkirk.

Falkirk = Shit

by Geggs September 18, 2004

fanking

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily

Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!

by theblueturd June 19, 2018

Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.

Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!

by adth93 February 27, 2017

Fanking

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.

Fanking in public is fun!

by pinkysnow November 28, 2016