Man i jumped out my tree stand and broke the antlers off the deer off stabbing it with them. Other person: Wow im gonna have to call Farley's on that one lol.
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Get the Faifley mug.A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.
The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."
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Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
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