Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.
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Used to mean an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organizations. Nowadays it is wildly used by social justice warriors and leftists to silence opinions that they disagree with.
Normal College Students: I don’t think it is necessary to put free feminine products in male bathrooms . It’s wasting money.
Social Justice Warriors: shut up you racist sexist misogynistic homophobic white supremacist. Facism and patriarchy can not exist in this campus!
Social Justice Warriors: shut up you racist sexist misogynistic homophobic white supremacist. Facism and patriarchy can not exist in this campus!
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Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
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by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010
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Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.
When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.
When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?
Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.
Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.
Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.
Chuck Norris choose the last pope
Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.
A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.
Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.
Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.
When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.
When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?
Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.
Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.
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