Facebook

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A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

by iyiljilk December 27, 2011

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FACEBOOK

a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...

dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.

by anki24 January 29, 2012

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Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.

This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.

by dw13my January 30, 2016

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person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

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It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.

by Mark876 June 07, 2011

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Something people waste time on, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

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Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 04, 2018

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