by Its.your.girl.CCX December 20, 2016
Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.
Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
by Tom Long March 15, 2008
A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
by Diamond Liger September 05, 2012
Giving a man oral sex while reciting lines from a book or story so as to create vibrations along the man's penis, providing extra stimulation.
by Jkjoijhwef JIOJiojfioewjfiowef June 08, 2006
A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021
by I cant afford a good name August 09, 2008
Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.
Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty!!!!!!!
by I Hate Facebook. September 06, 2011