floor candy

A girl who looks kind of sexy at first, but she's actually dirty/you're not sure where she's been.

That Ke$ha is nothing but floor candy.

by cooliganPIB April 29, 2010

floor-whore

In sales, a floor-whore is a salesperson who only works the floor or sales lot. Doesn't ask for referrals or make prospecting calls.
A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor-whore.

Bill has been here for over a month now and hasn't brought in a single customer or prospect from his own effort... All the other sales reps are getting referrals and working their personal leads in addition to the company provided leads and walk-ins. The sales reps are starting to call Bill a floor-whore.

by MykeN February 6, 2006

fifth floor

A threatening term used to describe oneself or another person hanging themselves. Yes it might be too soon to use such a term after someone has actually killed themselves, but it only brightens the mood in the room.

Dude, im gunna fifth floor your ass!

by grifficruel November 30, 2009

floordrobe

A storage system for clothing created entirely by placing one's clothes on the floor.
a much lazier version of the wardrobe. Even lazier than the chairdrobe, plus you save a place to sit.

1: do you have a clean shirt I could borrow?
2: I don't know. Let me check my floordrobe

by sterlinglynn October 24, 2008

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

floor shopping

Searching for spilled/dropped drugs on the floor.

May be a leisurely pass-time amongst pot-heads, and can appear to be an obsessive compulsive disorder for cocaine users; the extent to which it is an enjoyable and fruitful activity is dependent on both the drug and the circumstances.

Less frequently, "window shopping," which is often more in line with the tendency to get nothing.

See also the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers strip in which Phineas constructs a home drug recycling machine with which to sort out the sweepings from the Freak Bros' rug.

You know things are dry when even the dealer's going floor shopping.

by K.M. Mennie August 29, 2006

Floor 20

It's a metaphor for safe choices, wearing your helmet, buckling your seatbeat, and taking your flintstone brand vitamins.

We were chillin' on floor 20, being all safe and stuff.

by floor 20 September 19, 2009