flex nuts

To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.

When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.

by Jeffro April 15, 2007

Flex tape

A 20 Dollar roll of duck tape. Just more sticky

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, AND REPAIRED IT USING ONLY FLEX TAPE

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.

*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage

by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011

Flex Tape

Fixes everything. Even a boat.

“I just used some flex tape to fix a hole in my heart.”

by TotallyUnreliableSource February 17, 2019

flex tape

flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme

phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

by Just An Artistic Gay Kid February 28, 2019

Flex Seal

A organization who uses a dark material named „flex tape“. Flex tape is very dangerous because if someone puts it into a hole it can create a portal to a demon realm. The founder of the organization is called „Felix tapé“.

Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.

by The bäd böiiii June 21, 2019

Flex Tape

A great way to get someone to shut up

I tied a guy up in my van and covered his mouth with flex tape.

by BruhYouGayn't April 22, 2020