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Nerd Fight

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.
Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)
by BlacRyu June 30, 2008
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keyboard fighter

Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM, myspace, facebook, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won't do anything to hurt you in person, and would pussy out if you ever came up to them.
Chris: Yesterday this kid named "young scrappy" messaged me on myspace and tryed to start with me.

Brian: Did he look tough?

Chris: Nahh, just another bitchy little keyboard fighter.
by czgetmoney March 1, 2009
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Freedom Fighter

Depending on your viewpoint, either a hero or a terrorist.
Red Army Faction (Germany), Chechens (Chechenya), Palestinians (Israel), White Rose (Nazi Germany), USA (World)
by DeadByDawn November 8, 2004
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Final Fight

Michael Haggar succeeds in becoming mayor of New York three times in a row by beating the shit out of both the Mad Gear and the Skull Cross gangs. Hey wait a minute. Mike used to be that sissy-trunked pro wrestler in Saturday Night Slam Masters. Still has that pigtail. lol.
And that's basically the Final Fight story.
by El Gado July 30, 2003
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fight club

Guy 1: Hey, I heard last night's fight club was insan...
Guy 2: *Knocks him out* *Drags body away*
by TwiceVicodin June 29, 2009
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Pee Fight

The act of urinating on another person in order to gain friendship or impress them.
...and I turned and I yelled, "Pee fight!" ... and I turned and I peed on him. HRRRNNG NYHRRRR!
by SeanEmmett March 27, 2007
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i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
by walt hewins April 3, 2008
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