Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM
, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won't do anything to hurt you in person, and would pussy out
if you ever came up to them.
Chris: Yesterday this kid named "young scrappy" messaged me on myspace and tryed to start with me.
Brian: Did he look tough?
Chris: Nahh, just another bitchy little keyboard fighter.
Another great way to end an argument. Can be used when someone wants to state something, either a statement or opinion, on something and you know they're wrong. Once you say "your right", the other person will have no idea what to say.
Brian: Dude i fucked Annie last night!
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?
Easiest on the iPod Touch / iPhone using it's "Notes" app, you type in your notes/study guide or other things such as answers you got from someone onto your iPod/iPhone. Then when it's test time, just put the iPod/iPhone in your pocket, slide it out and look at your notes during the test. Just don't be stupid and get caught.
Chris: I'm failing biology. So when we have the test today, I'm just gonna iCheat.