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Final Fight

Michael Haggar succeeds in becoming mayor of New York three times in a row by beating the shit out of both the Mad Gear and the Skull Cross gangs. Hey wait a minute. Mike used to be that sissy-trunked pro wrestler in Saturday Night Slam Masters. Still has that pigtail. lol.

And that's basically the Final Fight story.

by El Gado July 30, 2003