Eric

No penis

He is an Eric

by Eric has small dick June 21, 2018

Eric

A special type of carrot that like little girls

Is that Eric the carrot who like little girls?

by Ghetto biter March 14, 2017

Eric

A douchey guy who wears sweaters and plays hockey very poorly.

"Eric is such a douche"

by THE FOX814 February 9, 2010

Eric

Means retarded writer.
An Eric often writes provoking comments on important matters.
His texst often include terrible math.
An Eric also makes any everyday-thing sound wrong.

"And my butt was so sore after that camping trip"
Eric slept on a rock.

by tower of babel November 20, 2012

Eric

A retarded person with the smallest penis in the multi-verse. He is usually known to be asian.

Ex. My name is Eric and this is very true.

by Ratface212 May 15, 2010

Eric

A small child who is exceptionally adept at climbing trees, but as a result of his arms that have adapted to be like twigs to better blend in, they are also only as strong as twigs. Usually this means he may fall out of said tree and have brain damage, usually resulting in memory loss and forgetting most commonly names.

Trevor: Hey where's Eric?
John: He's in the trees.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019

Eric

adorable ginger who loves to play field hockey. tends to gravitate towards BRIGHTLY coloured clothing and vintage stores. also tends to like sexy dancer chicks

"Man, that's something Eric would wear."

"Duude, that girl is totally Eric's type"

by FriendofMonkeys March 16, 2010