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Emergenshit

A sudden need to defecate that becomes so urgent that you don't care who you may end up making eye contact with in the restroom as long as the receptacle has a drain hole.
I was in that long, afternoon meeting we had the other day at work and I had to duck out early because of an emergenshit...can I copy your notes?
by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016
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Remergence

Remerging is to bring together (re-member) something that was in bits and pieces, in the darkest buried depths of time. Remergence is remerge then raise to the surface, to reveal a cohesive the wholeness that that had been shattered, scattered and hidden through perspective and/or purposeful control.
Humanity is now experiencing the personal as well as global remergence of Tribal Antiquities' TRUE purpose and training.

Humanities view of Ancient Belief Systems is being cleared of the Napoleonic & Victorian Era Christian biased Perspectives like cleaning a lens as Physics begins to reveal the truth that Humanity is the creator of realities and teachings for our abilities were available before Religious Dogma took control through Conflict.
by GoldenHawk Sirius October 4, 2019
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Emergent CEO

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment
by Hettie123 September 25, 2020
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emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you.
“How could someone be so cool and pretty but also bitchy and rude like emerance?”
by ✰ an irrelevant liar ✰ August 15, 2021
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emergenD

When life depends on D. When the only to stay alive is getting some D. Alternative meaning: when the meat poke through the zipper.
I hate Kyle but I needed the EmergenD to keep myself sane.
by McCrackin Phillip March 9, 2022
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"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.
Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.
by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011
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