Emeralding

When somebody seeks attention for a long period of time.

Person 1: Ugh, did you hear about Person 3?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Person 3 was emeralding all night. It was very annoying

by Sweet Cinnamon~ August 5, 2018

emergencycondriac

1) Someone who fakes emergencies in the hope some idiot will come running to save them
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities

Wimper sound....
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!

by Asparagusjuicebox August 18, 2019

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.

G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!

by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021

Emery Jones

Emery Jones is quite a character. He does have a lot of lice that he likes to share with his family. He says a lot of things that don't make a lot of sense but it's ok, he's just struggling right now, he has to take care of all of his lice which is very challenging. He has a big brother named Griffen Jones and a very Handsome dog named Jethro. He has an aunt that lives in Tennessee and she owns a podcast named "So Much JENergy

"Hey emery jones" Says Grif
"HEY!' Says Emery Jones

by jodagamer March 3, 2021

Emerson Picklyck

Terrorist who makes bombs as a hobby and trades fake currencies online.

"Emerson Picklyck! Why does it smell like lighter fluid in here!"

by JoeBidenisajoke September 27, 2021

emersan

a medium tall girl with brown hair and brown eyes. she likes learning about history, gets no bitches but wants someone. loves her friends and hates school. very funny, most likely to be the comic relief in the friend group. doesnt have social media, her parents wont allow it. she has good grades, applies so much pressure to be perfect. wishes she was like someone else, mainly looks wise. she plays soccer, has a love hate relationship with running. everyone spells her name wrong. if you have an emersan, KEEP HER. you will regret losing her, shes one of the funniest people you will ever know and she will always make sure you are cared for.

"you're such an emersan!"
"oh, you mean a funny ass bitch with great hair? thanks!"

by pseudonymlol19920385 April 19, 2022

Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.

Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.

by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011