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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down on you because of the smell of your balls.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
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elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020
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You're not Elon

Why would I want to be? He's a 50 year old retard who did not create AI.
A retard "You're not Elon."

Hym "I know..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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Elon Musking

To gain a significant following by putting on a character only to be revealed as a fraud later on, usually by painting yourself as a smart inventor, or by calling your company tesla and do exactly what Thomas Edison did to Nikola Tesla by stealing the inventions of your engineers
Dude, I was going to try Elon Musking that board room, but the head engineer is there, you think he'll call me out?
Nah man, He Elon Musked His way to his position too.
by TakingitDowntoBrownTown February 14, 2024
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Elonical

Elonical: when someone has an idea or genius invention likely to change the world as

Elon Musk has done.
The idea to use the stick to hold the ceiling in place was Elonical.
by Wildest Blings September 6, 2025
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).

Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
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