Elementary School

The level of school where picking on the fat kids, and kids with glasses is the cool thing to do.

Bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. Today in High School, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.

by porn! May 29, 2005

electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

by hnic17 January 3, 2008

electrokinesis

the kinetic ability to conjure & manipulate high amounts electricity with your mind and/or body alone

I wish I had electrokinesis...maybe one day. :o(>

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

elevator roulette

elevator roulette, noun phrase. A game one can play when one is the sole occupant of an elevator. The object of the game to fart, preferably a really smelly one, gambling that you will be able to get off before the next person gets on, preferably shortly before the next person gets on.

Getting in, she immediately found herself trapped in a stalled elevator in which some odious person had just played elevator roulette. She gagged as her eyes began to water, the overpowering stench permeating her freshly shampooed hair and the expensive silk blouse she had just had drycleaned.

by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

Eleven

The saviour of Hawkins, Indiana

Eleven is Amazing!

by WillTDA December 5, 2017

election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

elephant shoe

I remember this from kidhood. If you mouth the words elephant shoe at someone then it looks like you're mouthing "i love you". bless.

"elephant shoe" mouthed slowly out of the window of a bus departing.

by bigwillch May 13, 2005