Ego Friender

A person on Facebook, Twitter, etc... who friends random people just so they can say there are very connected.

Email: "You have one new friend request!"
Tod: "Who is this? Oh, an Ego Friender."

by Cheezy_Cake October 6, 2010

ego ocean

When an ego is so low, you could fill it up with water and sail a boat through it.

Amber- See that boy over there?
Peter- Yeah?
Amber- He has the depest ego ocean I've ever seen.
Peter- Oh, you mean like Chad?
Amber- Yeah. Like Chad.

by мιss.мєтลℓ March 10, 2009

ego shot

When an action takes a jab at your ego.

"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"

by 3ife October 16, 2015

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Ego-namer

Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.

Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?

by gearworks July 3, 2018

Skyscraper ego

A 1000+ foot ego, 1300 foot if you count the antennae.

Jefe has been playing up to Alan's skyscraper ego, but Alan hasn't noticed since his head is in the clouds.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Man ego

The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains

Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.

by Pooeater123 July 2, 2019