ego shot

When an action takes a jab at your ego.

"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"

by 3ife October 16, 2015

ego-boobst

What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.

I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Man ego

The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains

Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.

by Pooeater123 July 2, 2019

Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.

Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail

by blockres October 4, 2012

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Alter Ego

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

by DEICER December 15, 2022

Ego Friender

A person on Facebook, Twitter, etc... who friends random people just so they can say there are very connected.

Email: "You have one new friend request!"
Tod: "Who is this? Oh, an Ego Friender."

by Cheezy_Cake October 6, 2010