A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.
"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"
"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"
"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"
by CindaBones March 8, 2009
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Houses about half the black kids in Harford County alongside Aberdeen and HdG. Got plenty of poor people, which is why I love it. If you're from Blair or BalCO, chances are nobody there wants you.
But if you can handle a couple gang problems in an overrall cool community you'll probably like it there. Somebody's always outside, and something's always going on in Edgewood, MD.
Houses about half the black kids in Harford County alongside Aberdeen and HdG. Got plenty of poor people, which is why I love it. If you're from Blair or BalCO, chances are nobody there wants you.
But if you can handle a couple gang problems in an overrall cool community you'll probably like it there. Somebody's always outside, and something's always going on in Edgewood, MD.
Edgewood, Havre de Grace, and Aberdeen are cool considering they are in Harford County.
Blair (Bel Air) is just gay.
Blair (Bel Air) is just gay.
by Your name is not mine December 28, 2007
Get the Edgewood mug.A name given (often by fellow Straight-Edgers) to straight-edgers that have turned to violence as a means of spreading their views. Most Straight-edgers feel that hate edge is an affront to all that they stand for. The most famous group of Hate-edgers is located in Salt Lake City Utah, where police have started refering to sxe as a gang after several violent crimes were commited by Hate-edgers.
Hate-edger: Sees someone smoking/drinking/etc. and beats the crap out of them.
Partier: "Hey, man, lets go back inside. I think those kids are hate-edge."
Partier: "Hey, man, lets go back inside. I think those kids are hate-edge."
by Zach August 7, 2004
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Get the chipped edge mug.Lady GaGa's third single off Manufactured This Way.
The chorus goes something like:
I'm on the edge, of boring.
And I'm running out of things I can do.
I'm on the edge, of boring.
Better watch out because I'll copy you.
The chorus goes something like:
I'm on the edge, of boring.
And I'm running out of things I can do.
I'm on the edge, of boring.
Better watch out because I'll copy you.
Person: Dude...all I remember from last night was searching up Edge of Glory and suddenly I went to sleep.
Little Monster: ASDFGHJKL;'!!!!!!!1 HOW???!?!??!? lADY GAGA's VIDEO WAS ON TEH EDHE OF GLORY!!!
Person: ...more like the Edge of Boring.
Little Monster: ASDFGHJKL;'!!!!!!!1 HOW???!?!??!? lADY GAGA's VIDEO WAS ON TEH EDHE OF GLORY!!!
Person: ...more like the Edge of Boring.
by Boboboboboboq June 22, 2011
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there are three major rules in sxe (stright edge):
1. no drinking
2. no drugs
3. no casual sex
many sxe people have changed the rules to also include:
1. no caffine
2. no sugar
3. no meat
the basic idea of stright edge is to live a life without the influence of anything on ur body, to stay pure.
there are three major rules in sxe (stright edge):
1. no drinking
2. no drugs
3. no casual sex
many sxe people have changed the rules to also include:
1. no caffine
2. no sugar
3. no meat
the basic idea of stright edge is to live a life without the influence of anything on ur body, to stay pure.
by vaneysha September 21, 2005
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The most toxic of all Edgelords is an Edgelord Boss. This is someone fortunate enough to have significant power in an organisation due to their Edgelordliness, meaning that any possibility of introspection or change is zero. Working for an Edgelord Boss is the most soul destroying thing you can do in life, and they can often be found sucking the life out of the music, film and videogame industries. It is advised to seek alternative employment if you find yourself working for an Edgelord, or cabal of Edgelords.
The key difference between an Edgelord and Punk is sincerity. Many Edgelords are Faux-Punk because it's a way to make a lot of money selling offensive counter-culture products to young naive adults.
The videogame character Shadow The Hedgehog is the best example of the redundant Edgelord mentality.
The most toxic of all Edgelords is an Edgelord Boss. This is someone fortunate enough to have significant power in an organisation due to their Edgelordliness, meaning that any possibility of introspection or change is zero. Working for an Edgelord Boss is the most soul destroying thing you can do in life, and they can often be found sucking the life out of the music, film and videogame industries. It is advised to seek alternative employment if you find yourself working for an Edgelord, or cabal of Edgelords.
The key difference between an Edgelord and Punk is sincerity. Many Edgelords are Faux-Punk because it's a way to make a lot of money selling offensive counter-culture products to young naive adults.
The videogame character Shadow The Hedgehog is the best example of the redundant Edgelord mentality.
"I play videogames like School Shooter and GTA, obsessed with guns and I quote Nietzsche but deep down I'm a cynical corporate pawn with no spine. I am an insufferable Edgelord."
by yourworstestnightmare June 18, 2018
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