Mitsubishi Eclipse

One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Mitsubishi Motor Company. It was assembled in Normal Illinois coming off the same line as the Eagle Talon from 1990 to 1999 and had zero actual Mitsubishi content being of all Chrysler heritage. Eclipses are preferred by chicks and queers.

Look at that POS Mitsubishi Eclipse, man that guy seems like the kinda guy that would also drive a Ford Probe.

by Scott M Brown June 19, 2008

Eclipse

A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.

"I drive an Eclipse, and I've had the clap twice"

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

mitsubishi eclipse

A girl car, that ricers are in denial about it indeed, being a girl car.

Bryce, who is a girl, drives a mitsubishi eclipse.

by 240sx June 12, 2008

eclipso

When someone lies so much, they start to believe their own lies

morganherold's teacher accepted the fact that morgan said her dinasour ate her homework, knowing she was eclipso.

by Avry March 31, 2008

Bowlar Eclipse

A Bowlar Eclipse refers to a bowl loaded, in a bong or similar smoking paraphernalia, so fat that you can no longer see the black resin in the bowl. In a sense, you would be overflowing the bowl, but not excessively.

Yo man, Johnny just loaded such a fatty Bowlar Eclipse. Way better than Ryan's Event Horizon he loaded earlier today.

by Goober of B-Hampster November 4, 2009

Eclipze

(n) (e-clih-pz): Any person more intelligent than the majority of people he knows in Custom Scenario Room 2.

Damn, I wish I could spell like 'EclipZe'.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Ecliptical

Odd: Very strange. Crazy weirrrrd, gottit?

Due to his ecliptical personality, he turned fag and never got any honeyz.

by Umathefurry January 9, 2008