A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011
Get the Walmart earsmug. by K Rose July 1, 2020
Get the Covid Earringmug. 1. Synonym for the cocktail party effect, wherein you cannot hear someone speaking audibly, because it is hard to focus on one voice when surrounded by other conversations.
by barry b September 16, 2010
Get the Bar Earmug. by Lover Doll January 5, 2014
Get the Ear Spougemug. a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
by tanker177 January 27, 2011
Get the cell earmug. ear burgers:
Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008
Get the ear burgersmug. a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.
With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.
by olympic1896 March 11, 2019
Get the ear monoclemug.