explosive poo

an uncontroable amount of human excrement of the liquidy persuasion that cover the bathroom, if you make it, from ceiling to floor. aka unleashing the dragon!

Bobby was not feeling too well and percded to have explosive poo in john's bathroom whilst joelle was drinking the ball in the cup and claire, laura, sara and john were speaking of bloody vagina's.

by Joof August 18, 2006

extensive

The quality of tape measure that makes it fun to play with, especially metallic tape measure.

Stew's extensive new tape measure kept him up all night, seeing how far he could extend the line before it went limp.

by Nonbasst August 1, 2008

sexpensive

Takes money or materialistic things to engage in sexual activities.

I better get a job if I expect any love from her, she's sexpensive.

by metric_system July 28, 2006

Explosive Diarrhea

What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.

Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.

After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.

by Sincerely Jordan November 3, 2008

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

Expessive

When something is so outrageously costly and over-the-top, it defies logic and enters a realm of absurdity that not even a thesaurus can properly describe.

"Dude, have you seen that gold-plated, diamond-studded toilet? It's not just expensive or excessive; it's expessive!"

by icon-container September 10, 2023

rexpensive

Ridiculously expensive.

Jenn went to Babies R Us to buy some baby clothes, and it was like $15 dollars for the shorts, and $20 for the shirt. It was beyond pricey. It was rexpensive!

by lazonastagehand April 9, 2009