To stand on a moving escalator,or "loaf" as the name describes. Not to be mixed up with "escalefting"
Harry: Dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, He could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.
Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.
Harry: Dude...are we high?
Adam: yes
Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.
Harry: Dude...are we high?
Adam: yes
by Scopeftis October 27, 2008
Get the Escaloafing mug.The act of you and your friends running up the down escalator and down the up completly naked. This process is usually repeated until local authorities interfere or you trip.
by BritianSillyNannies December 16, 2008
Get the escadventure mug.When you are either at the top or bottom of escalators that go opposite directions at the area where the railing is parallel to the ground with escalators that go opposite directions. You then lie down on the railing on your back and the belts going opposite directions cause you to spin in circles.
Random Observer: What is the guy doing?
Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.
Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.
Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
by raeroocha May 29, 2010
Get the Escalator Helicoptering mug.A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.
Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.
Person 2: Seriously.
Person 2: Seriously.
by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011
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A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*
Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.
Person: Don't give a fuck.
Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.
Person: Don't give a fuck.
by Frozen-Flame October 20, 2011
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