Legendary Elf

An asexual and immortal sub-human entity that possesses some physiological characteristics of literary elves, such as shortness, pointed ears and big hooters. These creatures live mostly in denial about their LEGENDARY status, but will vehemently accept the latter part of the 'Legendary Elf' title.

Emily will periodically exude niceness because she is a Legendary Elf

by drinkanddive July 23, 2007

elf club

A group of the most pretty useful peeps in the world, their intentions are to be the most pretty race (and the succeed), picking flowers (can't argue with that), playin the women and planting trees (cause the hoomans chopem down); funny pride; superior; helpful and loved by everyone

Vitaz would have to be the most pretty and useful elf in the elf club

by Vitaz June 16, 2004

elf abuse

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

by harry flashman August 01, 2003

mistery elf

A mysterious elf

Whoa! That elf is mysterious!

by mistery_elf July 02, 2004

Elf on a shelf

A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas

Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.

by T.S. Elf on a shelf September 22, 2017

House Elf

House Elves are from Britain, but are common wherever Fairy Folk are known to live. Virtually every house has one. They tend to live in broom closets. House Elves are very helpful, unlike pixies and imps which tend to be more tricksey. House Elves will aid in any household tasks. Of course, they are very sneaky and you will probably never see them.

Guy: "That's odd, I don't remember hanging my jacket up..."
Girl: "Must have been the House Elf"

by J. K. November 18, 2005

Dark Elf

1. A subculture of elf society; members are known to wear black almost exclusively, listen to Alien Sex Fiend, and mope. Not very popular with mainstream elf society, needless to say. Second most popular choice for Vampire: The Masquerade players in non V:TM LARPing, after vampires.

2. A dark-skinned, underground dwelling, evil society of elves in Dungeons and Dragons. This does not work as science (how the hell do you increase melanin levels without sunshine?) or as tokenism (the black guys are evil? Huh...).

1. 'Wait, I'm playing as a DARK Elf, see? I'm still cool, aren't I, guys?'

'The fuck you are, poindexter.'

2. See 1.

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009