Ego Fluffer

Noun.

A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.

As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.

- I cheated on my boyfriend yesterday, am I a bad person?
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"

by AristoteLoL March 18, 2021

Console Ego

A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.

"Yeah not sure why he still think's he's good, dude definitely has a console ego."

by XDsoccerkicker August 1, 2022

ego butt

Ego butt: noun - referring to an individual engaging in certain behaviors - Their ego has made them act like a butt. When an individual's opinion, goaded by personal ego, moves him to say something wrong, hurtful or harmful; particularly if any conversation about it is met with antagonism and a willingness to argue. If, however, an apology is offered by the offending ego butt, it should be immediately accepted. If the person has not already been called an ego butt by you before the apology, do not then call him an ego butt. If there is no apology offered by the ego buttt, then his status may be upgraded to ego idiot (one step up from ego butt). Because of the personality issues with these types of people, proceed with caution. Thumper reminded us if we have nothing nice to say then we should say nothing at all; at least in the heat of the moment. Save the name calling for when you can both laugh about it. If no such time presents itself, or you are sure the offender will never laugh about it and most probably try to harm you physically, socially, in the work arena, etc, use the term liberally in your mind only. It, its meaning and the offender will still exist and you will remain unharmed and anonymous. Caution: whatsoever is in your heart/mind can inadvertently pop out. Enjoy wallowing in the word only occasionally and in moderation as is deemed necessary.

Offender: what I said to you was not me treating you like a child and you can just accept that. We'll have no more to say about it, because I said so. Oh - sorry - I shouldn't have said that.
Non-0ffender: thank you for the apology.

Offender: Don't you tell me anything about what I just said and you can just accept that. 😠
Non-offender: don't be an ego butt.
Offender: Bark Bark!! Woof Woof !!
Non-offender: Here's where you either say it or think it, your discretion.

by Kitchensink September 17, 2013

ego ocean

When an ego is so low, you could fill it up with water and sail a boat through it.

Amber- See that boy over there?
Peter- Yeah?
Amber- He has the depest ego ocean I've ever seen.
Peter- Oh, you mean like Chad?
Amber- Yeah. Like Chad.

by мιss.мєтลℓ March 10, 2009

Ego Friender

A person on Facebook, Twitter, etc... who friends random people just so they can say there are very connected.

Email: "You have one new friend request!"
Tod: "Who is this? Oh, an Ego Friender."

by Cheezy_Cake October 6, 2010

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Alter Ego

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

by DEICER December 15, 2022