a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
by tanker177 January 27, 2011

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.
Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.
Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.
by JesterCunt July 12, 2014

by K Rose July 1, 2020

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”
by sexsecsfun69 November 6, 2020

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.
'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008
