cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.

I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.

by tanker177 January 27, 2011

Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

Ear Expander

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.

Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.

I just bought new ear expanders.

My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.

by JesterCunt July 12, 2014

Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020

ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

Ear Leverage

When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight

“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”

by sexsecsfun69 November 6, 2020

flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008