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Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.
Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.
by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011
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Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.
by Lover Doll January 5, 2014
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ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008
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cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.
by tanker177 January 27, 2011
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Pig Ear

That's one mighty fine looking pig ear you have there
by The Dermotologist October 19, 2013
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Ear Cancer

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !
by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018
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brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks
"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"
by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006
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