drexting

the multitasking but illegal act of texting whilst driving

Am drexting you now darling, as will be late because I am stuck behind a nissan micra doing twenty miles per hour!!

by Dave Lea March 4, 2008

Dexter Morgan'd

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."

I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.

by mike87111 January 12, 2013

point dexter

This is a nerd. However, unlike most nerds, he probably hangs around your immediate circle. Everyone knows he is the geek of the group, yet people give him the green light anyway out of pity.

Man, eugene is hella cool, but man...the boy is a straight point dexter.

Eugene: "Did you know that the squre root of pie is infinite."

Ru: "Man, shut the fuck-up you point dexter. I'm trying to mac this breezy. Scram you fucking nerd."

by Dmitrius November 11, 2007

Drexting

The act of texting while driving

"Holly shit, Dan just hit a hooker, he was fucking drexting again"

by Bennyb1977 October 24, 2009

Drexting

Driving while texting

Hey dude stop drexting, its causing you to swerve and we have a van full of people drinking, if Johnnie law pulls us over we are f'd!

by aztec709 December 11, 2009

Dextrosity

Used when describing music that is toxic because of excessive dexterous technique. It relates to "monstrosity" and "dexterous"

That band are an absolute dextrosity!

by spoonfedbutangry August 30, 2010

DEXTERection

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"

by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011