Dumpster Fire

Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?
by Rectalwrangler March 26, 2010
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cum dumpster

a girl who is addicted 2 cum. its kind of like how every1 takes there garbage to the dumpster but in this situation all the guys dump their loads in the slut's vagina. she's usually extremely loose
b4 i met my gf chelsea, i slept w/ a loose cum dumpster named suzy
by Lapdog August 11, 2004
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dumpster dick

A guy who will fuck the fattest, skankiest, dirtiest chick at the bar, because as he puts it, "fat pussy is better than no pussy." Sometimes you wonder if there is anywhere this guy WON'T stick his cock.
Dude, you fucked that disgusting fat skank?!?!? Is there anywhere you WON'T stick your cock, you fuckin' dumpster dick?
by footfucker July 09, 2006
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Cum Dumpster

a easy whore, a person who is a recepticle for a load. easy sex without strings attached.
I am feeling lonely so I think I'll find me a cum dumpster.
by bqdawg July 05, 2006
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dumpster fuck

A girl that is so greasy and nasty that the only place you could possibly do her is in a dumpster.
When fucking a dumpster fuck, it has to be in a trash can (a big green one) then you must immediately knock her out with your shoe or kill her with a trident.
by JT Cash Money April 02, 2007
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cum dumpster

when a girl (usually not the hottest girl) takes loads of cum. in the vagina, asshole, or mouth by many many guys
allie was the cum dumpster at this orgy we went to
by mynameisntwill November 15, 2010
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dumpster juice

A Cocktail

Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz. Midori
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice

Instructions:
Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.
"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"

"I'll take a dumpster juice."
by Tha_Cuddla April 19, 2004
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