Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

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Milked Dry

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.

John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

by Mr Blonde Clifton May 11, 2009

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Dry Wank

2. The Art of being able to masturbate oneself to the point of orgasm but stop short of ejaculation.

oh bother I can't find any tissues never mind I'll treat myself to a Dry Wank

by Rattyman1964 April 14, 2010

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Skoal Dry

A smokeless, spitless tobacco. An alternative to cigarettes when they are not allowed in public. Or alternative to dip. A form of tobacco which requires spitting.

I couldn't smoke at the restaurant so I packed some skoal dry.

by KyleFromGA August 14, 2008

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Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004

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Dry hump

To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.

Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.

Later That Night

Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

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