A fag who sucks at baseball and will be chatting boy during baseball season. Brayden also models for the lucky charms box. He runs like there’s a pole stuck up his ass and nobody knows why
When you’re getting ready to give your best girl the best sex of her life out in her Pa’s barn, and a guy wipes his penis on some barn dust before he commences sex with his girl. Hence, the Dusty Douglas
“I was out at Charlene’s farm last night. And I gave her the DustyDouglas. She was so mad!”