dooter

1. To potter, to waste time carrying out inane tasks.
2. A person who potters about, wasting time.

1. Stop dootering aboot cos we've got tae get oot o' here!

2. You are such a dooter!!

3. Ah jist dootered aboot the hoose cos it wis pishing doon a' weekend.

by WeegieBurd June 18, 2008

aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013

Boomer Doomer

A Boomer Doomer is a term coined by Ryan Essary in 2020 to describe a person born between roughly 1945-1965, "The Baby Boomer Generation", who is part of the worst generation of all time. Due to the BD's actions, or lack thereof, the United States was slowly transformed from the world's Superpower with the freedoms other country's citizens dreamed of, into a desolate and crumbling empire due to their limitless greed and pursuit of profits at the expense of the rest of us for all time. Quite simply they have doomed us.

Person 1: "Hey why is your dad watching Fox News? Doesn't he know that crap is poison?"
Person 2: "Dude he is a dumbass racist Boomer Doomer, I try to reason with him but he has the I.Q. of a lamp."

by Rlessary June 24, 2020

dooger

a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks

yo dooger check this out

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

doober

Paul Dietrich's Penis

"Paul, your doober is a small and worthless piece of shit."

by Tyler & Kyle October 12, 2003