Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass

yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night

by fat doinks December 15, 2022

Doink

A work used as a reaction to a minor accident.

You are riding a bike and fall, skinning your arm. Your friends respond with “doink?”. You then say “doink!

by Ch3ese-Lord July 2, 2021

Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024