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Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.
If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard
by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013
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Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.
1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
by Jeffburton April 20, 2010
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digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.
I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.
by Reilly@speakeasy.net September 25, 2008
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pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward
I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.
by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009
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digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.
1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM
by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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Digital Noise

Digital Noise; Deeg'gi-tahl Noy'ze
The creation of and with the aid and or assistance of computer aided programs to manipulate conventional art such as but not limited to physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In using computer aided programs and in using them they the programs manipulate and deface the original artwork from its original renditions to create worthless heaps of bytes that cannot be nor ever be original as would be the case with original renditions created by means of labors of the heart to hand as seen in original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In all works created solely by means of computer aided programs are not true artistic renditions worthy of being considered art in the contemporary sense.

Examples of modern day artist; Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Shelley Jo V. Shuford, Picasso
Person one, I just love that artwork I saw on the web, and that's original.
Person two, Yeah OK sure it's nice but a machine aided in it so it's not real art it's just digital noise and easily copied again and again.
Person one, OK it's not true artistic renditions by conventional ways such as original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations.
Person two, You see now stop with all that digital noise and have a look at this Micheal Angelo, this is real art!
by Anonymously awesomeness! October 2, 2013
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Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.
"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"
by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013
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