diddlydarn

the funniest mother fcking word you will ever see EVER
the way it looks
the way it sounds
the only thing funnier than diddlydarn is jennifer lawrence

"now hold on just a diddlydarn minute"
"hey hannah"
"hey julie"
"diddl(ove)y(ou)darn"

by maxirons wife April 28, 2013

sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.

For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021

Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Diddywasher

A Scottish (Glaswegian) term meaning 'One who has a worthless job' or an unimportant person.

I will not be lectured by this Diddywasher'

by Don Curlywurly March 28, 2010

diddling her twat

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.

Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.

by landothecowboy666 December 8, 2010

crumb diddy

A person who loves to finesse the glass dick. They will sell their soul to blow clouds like a chimney. Has the body odour similar to a morgue. A MASTER CARPET SURFER.

See that dope fiend out there sucking the soul out of that glass dick, what a crumb diddy.

by JoDogg4Hunnit May 12, 2017

cripe-a-diddy

A super squeaky clean non-swear word for people who do not swear.

When my dear aunt was very upset, she used to mutter under her breath, “well, cripe-a-diddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021