diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 14, 2010

phone diaper

A diaper for ur phone

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019

Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014

Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.

Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.

by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018

Carolina Diaper

An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.

Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.

by Silicon Quick2 June 16, 2018

Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015

diaper genie

When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.

I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.

by DiaperPie July 17, 2019